You have seen the aircraft engineers reports on the internet….. well I thought I’d do a little rewriting and give you the caravan engineers reports instead. I hope you enjoy…..Customer : Gas makes a loud hissing noise when the cooker is on. Engineer : Gas told to stop doing snake impressions when cooking. Customer : Water-pump makes an unbelievably loud noise. Engineer : Water-pump noise reduced to a believable level. Customer : Locker door will not shut, even giving it a good slam doesn’t work Engineer : Gave locker hatch a really good slam and it now shuts. Note: hinge is now broken. Customer : Roof light makes a constant banging noise when towing. Engineer : Advise customer to shut roof light before towing. Customer : Nearly all the screws in the overhead locker doors are loose Engineer : Nearly all the screws in the overhead locker doors tightened Customer : Gas auto changeover regulator doesn’t work Engineer : Advice customer a second gas cylinder should be fitted. Customer : Evidence of water leaking into gas locker. Engineer : Evidence removed. Customer : Unfamiliar noise coming from heater Engineer : Heater run for 2 hours, noise now familiar. Customer : Something loose under the caravan Engineer : Something tightened under the caravan Customer Comment: Handbrake causes the wheels to stick Engineer Comment: That’s what the handbrake’s for. Customer Comment: Evidence a mouse has been under the bed. Engineer Comment: Evidence a cat has been on top of bed added. Customer Comment: Suspected crack in front window Engineer Comment: Suspect you’re right Customer : No water coming out of the taps Engineer : Water tank filled up Customer : Battery charger hums Engineer : Battery charger reprogrammed with the lyrics
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Hmm…. maybe I should get a job at a caravan dealer’s…. customer liaison maybe?
John Aldridge said:
Are you sure these are made up … sounds like my dealer to me!