You have seen the aircraft engineers reports on the internet….. well I thought I’d do a little rewriting and give you the caravan engineers reports instead. I hope you enjoy….. 

Customer : Gas makes a loud hissing noise when the cooker is on. 

Engineer : Gas told to stop doing snake impressions when cooking.

 

Customer : Water-pump makes an unbelievably loud noise.

Engineer : Water-pump noise reduced to a believable level. 

 

Customer : Locker door will not shut, even giving it a good slam doesn’t work

Engineer : Gave locker hatch a really good slam and it now shuts. Note: hinge is now broken.

 

Customer : Roof light makes a constant banging noise when towing.

Engineer : Advise customer to shut roof light before towing.

 

Customer : Nearly all the screws in the overhead locker doors are loose

Engineer : Nearly all the screws in the overhead locker doors tightened

 

Customer : Gas auto changeover regulator doesn’t work

Engineer : Advice customer a second gas cylinder should be fitted. 

 

Customer : Evidence of water leaking into gas locker.

Engineer : Evidence removed.

 

Customer : Unfamiliar noise coming from heater

Engineer : Heater run for 2 hours, noise now familiar.

 

Customer : Something loose under the caravan

Engineer : Something tightened under the caravan

 

Customer Comment: Handbrake causes the wheels to stick

Engineer Comment: That’s what the handbrake’s for.

 

Customer Comment: Evidence a mouse has been under the bed.

Engineer Comment: Evidence a cat has been on top of bed added.

 

Customer Comment: Suspected crack in front window

Engineer Comment: Suspect you’re right

 

Customer : No water coming out of the taps

Engineer : Water tank filled up

 

Customer : Battery charger hums

Engineer : Battery charger reprogrammed with the lyrics

Cheers

S

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